Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You
have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that
most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a
new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I
will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say
anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter.
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You
have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that
most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a
new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I
will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say
anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter.
I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Representative running for President.
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.
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