You know it's cold when....The dogs won't go outside, not even when Matt has salmon on the grill.
You bend your key in the frozen keyhole of your car door.
Your scarf or face/neck warmer gets crunchy from your frozen breath.
You have to look at pictures of actual flowers, because the yard is desolate and barren.
You know the meaning of "poopsicle" after your pets take their potty break.
You can pull a Schwartz by sticking your tongue to a large metal immobile object.
Looking forward to the rest of this cold spell (and lows tonight in the single digits)!
PS> Matt said he was watching the news this morning when they were interviewing people about the cold spell. One older guy said, "Well, what we have here is a failure of global warming, but don't worry. It'll warm back up again." Haha!
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