I've been laughing out loud about this for two days.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
The best part is, China's state-run online news site, The Peoples Daily, thought that the award was legitimate and ran a 55 page spread on Kim Jong-Un.
55 pages!

2 comments:
HAHAHA! This so cracks me up. I love the Onion... and I love that the Chinese read it. "Chic short hairstyle" indeed!
The mobs are in the streets, chanting and waving pitchforks and buckets on mophandles, "We want AM pictures! We want AM pictures!"
AM(anda).
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